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| by Dave Michaels |
March 16, 2000
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| "Elegant Angel Signs New Contract Girl; Seeks More Through Website"
Adult film company Elegant Angel has announced the recent signing of newcomer
Blondie as their newest contract girl for the company.
The company also announced plans to sign more women directly through their
website. Aspiring adult actresses are encouraged to send their photos through e-mail to the website and be considered as the next contract Angel for the company.
In typical Collins fashion, Elegant Angel company president Patrick Collins sent out a press release announcing: "In the years that ELEGANT ANGEL has been producing adult erotica, I believe our strength in the industry has been, and continues to be, our ability to consistently provide a refreshing ,and innovative perspective to you our customers. New directors, beautiful women, and locations from Brazil to Budapest Hungary!
We were the FIRST American Production Company to film in Budapest, and the only company to take on controversial subject matter, (i.e.; incest, water sports, rape, older man younger girl (and yes we have even discussed bestiality). No other company in this industry has been as consistently copied, (from the innovative design of
our boxes, to the style of our advertising). And we are enormously proud of
this fact! We try to give you what WE want to see. Because unlike MOST other
people in this industry, we like porn too!"
"Porn Stars To Cameo On Cable Shows"
Cable television's Comedy Central is in production on two new shows that are
set to feature cameos by several well-known adult porn starlets.
Adam Corolla (MTV's Loveline) and Jimmy Kimmel (Comedy Central's Win Ben
Stein's Money) are set to star in "The Man Show" which will feature Wicked
Pictures' Jenna Jameson and Serenity in a recurring segment called "Household Tips From the Porn Stars" wherein the two comely actresses will do their best imitation of Heloise.
The channel is also set to start running its newest game show, "VS.".
Described as a game show that pits two completely opposite teams against each
other to find out who knows more about pop culture, the world, and each
other, one of the first episodes will feature Porn Stars VS. Nudists. Representing the adult industry was a team made up of team captain Ron Jeremy, Julia Ann, and Asia Carrera.
According to sources at the taping, the Porn team lost and was not allowed to disrobe for the cameras. They were, however, rewarded with consolation prizes of camping tents.
"Sex in Zero Gravity"
In what has to be the strangest gimmick for a porno movie, and quite possible
the most expensive one of all time, Private USA has announced it's newest and largest budget film of all time: a sex romp shot in zero gravity. The new film, titled "The Uranus Experiment", is about American and Russian scientists that want to be the first to copulate in outer space.
The film is believed to cost over $750,000 and makes it one of, if not the
most expensive porno to date. The film applies the same filming techniques as
was used in the Universal Picture/Ron Howard film "Apollo 13". Cast members were brought up in an airplane, six miles into the Stratosphere, and then the plane dives down, making the crew experience a simulation of zero gravity.
Purportedly, one of the biggest difficulties in filming under such situations
is dodging globular droplets of semen that scattered in all directions during
filming.
"Do Not Pass GO, Do Not Collect $200"
Larry Flynt Publications has released a new video series titled "Jail Babes",
consisting of real life female ex-convicts, telling about their stories on
what got them into trouble with the law and recreations of their sex
fantasies.
The video has come under fire because of California's "Son of Sam" law which
prohibits convicted felons from profiting financially from the notoriety of
their crimes.
LFP public relations director Mark Kulkis, when asked about what effect the
California statute might have on the video line or the fledgling video line,
responded, "The performers would be liable, not us. But since the performers
only received $500 for their scenes, it would not be worth the governments
time to fight about it in court. Also, it's one thing if Charles Manson made
a record that made millions, most of these girls didn't even do a violent
crime."
In other company news, Kulkis went on the say he was proud to announce a new
video series, based upon the highly successful LFP magazine "Barely Legal." The video and magazine portray girls, barely 18 years of age in erotic situations.
Kulkis states, "We are going to push the limit on this series with these
young girls. We may have a girl that's 17 seducing a guy, and he says, 'I
can't fuck you, but when you turn 18 next month, give me a call' and then the
next scene has him fucking this just turned 18 year old girl, with the
heading One Month Later at the top of the screen."
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