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Roger T. Pipe Thank you for joining us today Mary Carey.
Mary Carey My pleasure.
Roger T. Pipe I understand you're out of state so we're doing this interview over the phone.
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Mary Carey Yes. I am in Florida right now and I'm talking to you from poolside.
Roger T. Pipe The though of you in a bikini aside, is this a good time for you?
Mary Carey Sure, I can do an interview while I tan.
Roger T. Pipe You are the Kick Ass Pictures contract girl.
Mary Carey Yes I am.
Roger T. Pipe How long have you been with Kick Ass Pictures?
Mary Carey I have been with Kick Ass Pictures since March of 2003 so about a year and a half.
Roger T. Pipe You did a few movies before signing with them as I recall.
Mary Carey I did about thirty movies, but they were all girl/girl scenes.
Roger T. Pipe What brought you to Kick Ass?
Mary Carey I met Mark Kulkis after he saw some pictures of me on a web site. I was only doing girl/girl at the time so I did a smoking video for him. He told me that if I ever decided to do boy/girl that he would sign me to a contract.
Roger T. Pipe Just that simple huh?
Mary Carey He liked my boobs.
Roger T. Pipe Doesn't everyone?
Mary Carey Most people do. Mark is really good with PR and I think he liked my personality. I talk a lot and love the camera so I think that he saw the potential in me.
Roger T. Pipe Since you mentioned your boobs, let's talk about them. How big are they?
Mary Carey It depends on the bra I'm wearing. They are either 36DD or 38D or even 38DD. Those are the three sizes I wear.
Roger T. Pipe So they are very big.
Mary Carey Yes they are.
Roger T. Pipe And are they real?
Mary Carey Of course. Kick Ass Pictures only uses real boobs.
Roger T. Pipe I think you are doing a phone interview with me to avoid the rule that all girls must be topless and to keep me from feeling them.
Mary Carey That is not true at all. Are you in California?
Roger T. Pipe Of course.
Mary Carey I would have been happy to do the interview in person.
Roger T. Pipe My loss.
Mary Carey No, you can feel them next time I see you.
Roger T. Pipe Really?
Mary Carey Of course. You have to prove that they're real right?
Roger T. Pipe That's true.
Mary Carey You have to be a responsible journalist.
Roger T. Pipe That is also true.
Mary Carey OK, so next time I see you, you can check for yourself.
Roger T. Pipe When did you start growing those wonderful breasts?
Mary Carey Not until I was older. I didn't get my period until I was 16. I was this skinny, scrawny girl. I did ballet and people thought that I had an eating disorder I was so thin.
Roger T. Pipe Did you?
Mary Carey No, I was just really physically active with dance and cheerleading. They had to give me hormone shots to help me get my period. All of a sudden they started growing. They were a full C by the time I was a senior. I quit ballet when I was nineteen, gained some weight and that is when they finally became a D. At around 21 they hit DD and that is when I started porn.
Roger T. Pipe How old are you now?
Mary Carey I'm 24. I started porn three weeks before I turned 22.
Roger T. Pipe How many movies have you done?
Mary Carey I have done 38 different titles, but if you count all of the compilations there are about 50 movies out there.
Roger T. Pipe You've done some signature stuff for Kick Ass Pictures like the Mary Carey Rules movies. Tell us about those.
Mary Carey That is my own series. I'm goofy and like to do silly stuff. It's kind of like Saturday Night Live skits with sex. I play five different characters. I love doing things where I can make fun of myself and other people. There is a character I do making fun of Eminem. I play Skittles the rapper and have fun with it. I met Marshall on set so it's fun to make fun of him.
Roger T. Pipe Does he think it's funny?
Mary Carey I don't know. He found out about me and wanted to meet up after the AVN show. I couldn't go and it hasn't worked out for us to meet up since. I talk to his managers and stuff. I gave them some movies, and I guess they think it's funny.
Roger T. Pipe We'll see if he has a sense of humor because it's pretty funny.
Mary Carey Thank you. I love being a rapper.
Roger T. Pipe I don't know if you should quit your day job yet though.
Mary Carey No, I'm not that good of a rapper yet, but maybe I could be the next Britney Spears.
Roger T. Pipe That doesn't take a lot of talent. Where did you grow up?
Mary Carey I moved to Florida from Ohio when I was seven. I grew up in Florida and still have a house here. I was here until I moved to California.
Roger T. Pipe You said you were in dance and cheerleading so you were a very active girl.
Mary Carey That was always really important to me.
Roger T. Pipe Were you a real girlie girl?
Mary Carey I would always dress girlie girl and do ballet, but I'm like a guy. I fart, I drink, I burp, I hate to sit with my legs closed, I'm loud. I am really like a guy.
Roger T. Pipe You said you were a cheerleader and you do a cheerleader character in your Mary Carey Rules movies.
Mary Carey I play Bonnie the cheerleader and that's fun.
Roger T. Pipe It's very sexy.
Mary Carey Thank you. I'm glad you like it.
Roger T. Pipe Do you still have your original uniforms?
Mary Carey I don't. They make you return them at the end of the season.
Roger T. Pipe How often does someone ask you to put one on?
Mary Carey No one really does.
Roger T. Pipe What's up with these people?
Mary Carey I guess they don't have dirty minds like you Roger.
Roger T. Pipe When I meet you, you can wear it for me.
Mary Carey OK. What's with you and the cheerleader thing?
Roger T. Pipe You'll find out.
Mary Carey Oh, goodie.
Roger T. Pipe We should probably mention your political career. You ran for Governor of California last year.
Mary Carey Yes I did. It was so much fun.
Roger T. Pipe For those people who don't know, we had a recall election in California last year and over a hundred candidates ran. I believe you finished in the top ten didn't you?
Mary Carey I finished tenth.
Roger T. Pipe That's pretty good.
Mary Carey Yeah, I got 11,169 votes.
Roger T. Pipe Did you beat Larry Flynt?
Mary Carey No, he finished seventh.
Roger T. Pipe You still beat some big names.
Mary Carey I beat some real politicians. I think I beat Bill Simon.
Roger T. Pipe I don't know if he's a real politician or not, but it's good that you beat him.
Mary Carey I think so.
Roger T. Pipe What led you to run?
Mary Carey The owner of Kick Ass Pictures, Mark Kulkis, called me and asked if I wanted to run. It sounded like fun so I agreed.
Roger T. Pipe How serious were you about it?
Mary Carey To me it was funny and it was great publicity. I got to go on TV and meet a lot of cool people. Now I get recognized wherever I go. Even in a bar in Ft. Lauderdale a guy recognized me and bought my friend and I drinks all night. I was walking down the street and this guy rolled down his window to shout "Mary Carey I love you."
Roger T. Pipe Is it something you would do again?
Mary Carey Oh yeah I think it will become my thing now. I'll probably always do it. The media can't wait for me to run again. We can use the Arnold line "she's back."
Roger T. Pipe Do you think that the current Governor is doing a good job?
Mary Carey I do. He's doing a good job. He's handling it well and listening to his advistors. That is what I would have done.
Roger T. Pipe Maybe when he is done you can get his endorsement and take his place.
Mary Carey That would be great. He is going to move on to President anyway.
Roger T. Pipe Would you ever want to be President?
Mary Carey I have to wait a while until I'm thirty-five, but it might be fun. That might be a little stressful though.
Roger T. Pipe How about Vice-President, that's not very stressful?
Mary Carey I was Vice-President of my high school. You don't have the responsibility, but you still get lots of power. I like that idea.
Roger T. Pipe You were not exposed in the recent HIV outbreak. What is your position on condoms?
Mary Carey It's a tough call. I see why people don't like to watch a sex scene with condoms, it ruins the fantasy. Still I can understand why performers want to use them. I don't think anyone should tell a performer they have to use them. It should be the performer's choice. I think that we should do testing every ten days instead of every thirty days. I think that the window is too large and we should move it every ten days.
Roger T. Pipe What else do you think should be done?
Mary Carey I think that if a performer leaves the country to work, they should be on a sixty-day quarantine. It's not fair that someone goes to work in a country that doesn't have the same protocol as we have here. They work in a place that doesn't have PRC-DNA and then come back here. If I were to come to a set without my PCR-DNA test here, they wouldn't let me work. We all have to use the same testing. If you work in a country that doesn't have the US standards, then you should have to wait sixty days. That would pretty much keep it safe. If everyone was tested every ten days and you quarantine people how work out of the country. I think that we've done pretty well over the past few years overall.
Roger T. Pipe Do you have a web site?
Mary Carey I have a new up. This is my third site and it's my favorite. It's www.marycarey.com or you can go to www.clubmary.com Right now it is just 9.99. For the rest of the month it is only 9.99 to join. I will be having live chats every other week. People who join later will be paying 15.99, but if you sign up now it will be 9.99 for as long as you're a member.
Roger T. Pipe What else are you working on?
Mary Carey I do a monthly column for High Society magazine and I'm on the cover of the current issue. You can read my monthly column.
Roger T. Pipe Do you have favorite guys to work with?
Mary Carey Magnus Peterson who I worked with in Mary Carey Rules 4 and Lee Stone are my favorites.
Roger T. Pipe Why?
Mary Carey They are both big guys. Magnus is like 6'3" and lifts weights, so does Lee. I'm 5'9" so I need a big guy to handle me.
Roger T. Pipe What about dick size?
Mary Carey I actually don't like them too big, they hurt me. I like an average-sized penis.
Roger T. Pipe Is Lee too big?
Mary Carey He's a little big for me. Barrett Blade has a nice sized cock.
Roger T. Pipe Do you have any guys who you want to work with?
Mary Carey I would like to work with Randy Spears.
Roger T. Pipe He does a lot of comedy. He will fit well with you.
Mary Carey We could have fun. He's the only guy I can think of.
Roger T. Pipe What about girls?
Mary Carey There are some girls I would like to work with. I think Tera Patrick and I would look good together. She is tall too. I would like to work with Jesse Jane, but she is so little. I would love to work with Jill Kelly. Even though she isn't in the business anymore I think we would look good together. I've met Jenna Jameson, but never worked with her. I'd love to do that. I did a chat with Brianna Banks and she is great. I would love to work with her again. It just sucks that she is with Vivid so we don't get to work together.
Roger T. Pipe Do you have any favorite girls you have worked with?
Mary Carey Brianna Banks was great in the chat. I used to work with Tanya Danielle a lot when I was new and I always liked her. Hannah Harper and I did a chat together and a photo shoot. I liked working with her. I have also worked with a lot of girls who weren't very nice.
Mary Carey I don't want to say bad things about people so don't ask me.
Roger T. Pipe What about anal?
Mary Carey I haven't done that yet. I tried it once when I was really drunk in my personal life. It hurt to go poopie the next day and I enjoy my pooping.
Roger T. Pipe No anal on the horizon for you.
Mary Carey Never say never. When people get sick of me maybe I will have to do it.
Roger T. Pipe What about interracial?
Mary Carey I haven't yet, but I have a thing for black guys. I would like to do it one day. I love rappers and basketball players. If I could get some Lakers or Pistons to do movies, I would love to.
Roger T. Pipe So you just need to find the right black guy?
Mary Carey Yeah. I'm really into hip-hop right now.
Roger T. Pipe What is coming up for you?
Mary Carey Mary Carey Rules 4 is out in a week and Mary Carey Rules 5 is coming up at the end of August. We shot a virtual sex movie, but I'm not sure when that comes out.
Roger T. Pipe When does the Mary Carey Rules movie with you fucking a movie critic get shot?
Mary Carey That's a good idea. How about number six? Come to my set and we can get it done. But wait, do you give my movies good reviews?
Roger T. Pipe Don't read them?
Roger T. Pipe Of course I do. I read a lot of reviews though.
Mary Carey The reviews are pretty good because your movies are good.
Mary Carey And I talk a lot, you like that.
Roger T. Pipe Plus you wear a cheer uniform and that counts for a lot.
Mary Carey Just for you. I don't think you like me as much as Dr. J does though.
Roger T. Pipe I'll have to check.
Mary Carey You're a nice reviewer.
Roger T. Pipe Do you have a boyfriend right now?
Mary Carey I have a husband, but we split up a lot. I have too many celebrities calling me. Eminem, Jamie Kennedy, Kid Rock's DJ. It's hard to have all these people wanting to meet me.
Roger T. Pipe Is your husband in the business?
Mary Carey Not really. He helps me direct though.
Roger T. Pipe You mentioned celebrities. Have you had sex with anyone famous?
Mary Carey I can't say because I'll get in trouble.
Roger T. Pipe That's a yes.
Mary Carey Yes, but I won't say who.
Roger T. Pipe That's fine.
Mary Carey I can talk about Tom Greene because I talked about him on Howard Stern.
Roger T. Pipe What was like that?
Mary Carey When I was with him I just kept thinking that Drew Berrymore had done him.
Roger T. Pipe How was he?
Mary Carey I just gave him a blowjob a few times, but he wouldn't show me his ball. He's only got one.
Roger T. Pipe Are there any tapes of you with celebrities?
Mary Carey No, but I need to get one.
Roger T. Pipe Have you see the Paris Hilton tape?
Mary Carey No, but I want to. Have you?
Roger T. Pipe Yes. I just reviewed it two weeks ago.
Mary Carey Is it good?
Roger T. Pipe It's interesting, but she could learn a lot from you in terms of enthusiasm and blowjob technique.
Roger T. Pipe Do you dance?
Mary Carey I do a lot of feature dancing. I love meeting my fans on the road. I will be in Illinois and then will be taking a few months off. In October and November I will be at a different club every week. All of the appearances are on my web site.
Roger T. Pipe How did you get into the industry?
Mary Carey I was a regular stripper and did adult web sites. I wanted to be like the feature dancers and they were all porn stars. I went out to LA and got hooked up with Playboy TV. I just got lucky to hook up with good people.
Roger T. Pipe How long is your contract with Kick Ass Pictures?
Mary Carey Five years.
Roger T. Pipe So you're going to be around for a while?
Mary Carey Oh yeah. I won't be leaving this industry for a long time. I love it. It's fun.
Roger T. Pipe Is this your dream job?
Mary Carey I think so. Actually, being Britney Spears would be my dream job. I can't sing very well though so porn was the next best thing.
Roger T. Pipe You have the chest for it though and that matters more than your singing voice.
Mary Carey I can dance around and bounce my boobs really well.
Roger T. Pipe When did you have sex for the first time?
Mary Carey When I was sixteen my boyfriend put it in me for a second. He didn't have a condom so I said no. When I was seventeen we had sex for real, on Valentine's Day.
Roger T. Pipe How romantic.
Mary Carey It was exciting.
Roger T. Pipe Was it a good experience?
Mary Carey I don't remember too much about it. I was pretty drunk.
Roger T. Pipe How often did you have sex in your cheerleader uniform?
Mary Carey What is with you and the uniform? Let's see, I was a cheerleader my senior year so I had sex a lot. In college I was on my dance team and I gave a male cheerleader a blowjob on the bus.
Roger T. Pipe That's great.
Roger T. Pipe When did you try girls for the first time?
Mary Carey I kissed girls a lot when I danced, but I didn't have sex with one until my first porno.
Roger T. Pipe Who was it?
Mary Carey Tanya Danielle. It was great. I had always wanted to try, but didn't know what to do.
Roger T. Pipe She was probably a good teacher.
Mary Carey I love her. I love blondes with big boobs.
Roger T. Pipe Don't we all?
Mary Carey I hope so.
Roger T. Pipe Do you know that you stole the catch phrase my web site?
Mary Carey I did?
Roger T. Pipe Yes, I've been putting girls in Rog Rules T-Shirts for years, you stole it.
Mary Carey I didn't, I swear. I do rule.
Roger T. Pipe And I don't?
Mary Carey Well yes, you rule.
Roger T. Pipe I think we need Mary Carey in a Rog Rules T-Shirt.
Mary Carey That would be great. Bring one to the set.
Roger T. Pipe Is there anything you would like to add?
Mary Carey Everyone visit www.marycarey.com it's a great site.
Mary Carey Thank you.
Mary Carey Thanks Roger it has been great talking to you.
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