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Syren (Jumps up to kiss John)
John Douglas Wowwww! Look at that. What a way to start the day!
Syren Good morning!
John Douglas Day starts off with a kiss from a hot chick, one of the hottest ones out there. The lovely Syren.
Syren Hello.
John Douglas Hi ya doing baby. You're looking wonderful!
Syren I'm doing great. I'm so excited to see everybody here today. This is the only day I'm signing.
John Douglas You had a mob here. We had to like swim though all the people. We couldn't even see you, your little tiny body underneath all these lines of people. We just happened to come around and see you here.
Syren It's the first time I am seeing all my fans again.
John Douglas You're a huge draw.
Syren I'm seeing a lot of familiar faces and a lot of new ones too. It's just good to be here in this environment, I love it.
John Douglas You got some really loyal hard-core fans.
Syren (Looking into the camera smiling) I love you fans! My loyal hard-core fans! (Laughing)
John Douglas Speaking of hard-core…what sort of movies have you been doing these last couple of years?
Syren Well actually, my latest movie is "Club Fantasy", with Digital G came out late last year. And also "Secret Sins" also under Digital G. And I've been doing a lot of soft-core, Rated-R, cable movies with Robert Lombard.
John Douglas That's right. I remember reading a lot about that, stuff showing up on HBO.
Syren It's so exciting cause it's a totally new world for me. I love acting and I like going into all these roles, even the X-rated industry, I love doing that. With the R-rated industry, it's just like, I'm acting among mainstream actors, and it's really cool!
John Douglas Are those your favorite type of movies to do, ones you can play a character, as opposed to ones where you are just having sex?
Syren Yes, defiantly. I like roles. I like fantasies. I like to act on my own sexual fantasies basically when I'm in front of the screen. I'm very selective and I screen all of my partners and make sure they are really into me too and that the chemistry is there.
John Douglas And you know what the great thing about you being in those movies is that you are one of these actresses that looks great in all of those costumes.
Syren (Laughing) Fetish!
John Douglas Fetishy sort of stuff. I remember last year with a very vampire/gothic look. This year is a fuzzy little thing look.
Syren Well this year I'm more natural. I think I've dropped that hard look.
John Douglas Yeah?
Syren I think I've become more womanlike.
John Douglas You got a lot of great looks to you so you can play all these different ones.
Syren And I love doing it.
John Douglas What about the web? These guys are dying to see you on the web. You got a website?
Syren My website is at www dot syrensspell, like a magic spell, dot com.
John Douglas That's interesting. What's the spell for?
Syren Well I got my name from Greek mythology. From the Odyssey.
John Douglas Right, the women that lead men to their deaths.
Syren They're actually mermaids, and they lure the sailors with their seductive singing.
John Douglas Mmmhmmm…and smash them with rocks!
Syren (Laughing)
John Douglas Very, very sexy!
Syren I imagine they would have sex with them first and play with them first before they killed them.
John Douglas Before you kill them…so that's your motive operandi.
Syren (Starting to stutter) I, I, I, I, I, kinda like had that idea in the beginning, you know where you're under my spell, and you know…I like to be playful, I'm playful like that. I like to be seductive. I like to mysterious like that…but there is also a dark side to me. You know. I'm sad sometimes.
John Douglas Really.
Syren And I think mermaids are like that. They have a sadness to them but there are also very sexy and dangerous.
John Douglas It's because they don't have genitals, that why they are sad. They only got fish tails down there.
Syren I know, I know. I'm the lucky one.
John Douglas Exactly.
Syren (Laughing and resting her head on John's big chest)
John Douglas So when their not looking for you on the web and in movies, you can be found on the dance circuit, right?
Syren Yes, I am actually booked all year. I'm gonna be on the road and later in Hawaii. To all my fans, you can catch me on the road, go to my website, my schedule is posted there. And thank you for being with me on the road.
John Douglas And they also have to keep an out for some of the mainstream stuff you are doing. What are some of the names?
Syren The latest one that just came out is called "The Sex House". It's a series and I actually did about 12 episodes.
John Douglas Wow!
Syren Yeah, I'm a main character in that one.
John Douglas A recurring character, that's awesome.
Syren Yes, and I have another one called "The Confessions of a Porn Star". And I make my own confessions.
John Douglas Do you play a porn star?
Syren Yeah, yeah! I have a confession as a porn star, as Syren. I have a confession to make and we kinda like reenact it.
John Douglas Must have been a difficult role for you.
Syren Yeah, they had to twist my arm to do it. Then I have a movie called "Sinful Deeds". It's a full feature and I play a lead in it. I play a dancer and it's kind of like a murder/suspense/detective movie.
John Douglas Another guy gets killed before sex huh.
Syren Umm..after. (Laughing and hugging John)
John Douglas After sex, after sex, that's right...sirens. It would be kinda hard to kill them and then have sex…that would be a very different type of movie. So you ready for "The Five Stupid Questions"?
Syren OK.
John Douglas Let's go with Question #1: What is sex like in your private life?
Syren It's very exciting. I actually get really, really wet!
John Douglas Really!
Syren Yeah, and I, I, I…squirt! (Throwing her head back in embarrassment)
John Douglas Squirt! Really…in your private life.
Syren It takes a special guy to do and I have that guy right now in my life.
John Douglas Awww…you're off the market!
Syren I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky…he's a closet porn start though.
John Douglas Oh yeah.
Syren Which works for me. I want to keep him in my closet.
John Douglas Yeah, and when he comes out of the closet, then you're in trouble!
Syren I'm in trouble cause I have to keep it open.
John Douglas Question #2: Does penis size matter?
Syren (Moving close the microphone) Yes!
John Douglas Yes she says. Finally an honest one. Finally an honest woman. Question #3: How do you keep from getting pregnant during scenes?
Syren Um, well, I awwww, I'm condoms only.
John Douglas Condoms only, that helps.
Syren And you can't really get pregnant is a guy pops out in front of the camera. (Editor's Note: Young ladies, don't believe what porn stars say about not getting pregnant this way)
John Douglas So you got to be real good about timing all that stuff.
Syren Yeah, yeah.
John Douglas That's good. Question #4…
Syren Logical answer isn't it. (Still thinking about her pregnancy answer)
…Do you have to be bi-sexual to do porn?
John Douglas No.
Syren No. Are you?
John Douglas Yes.
Syren Yeah.
John Douglas I love both. I love both men and women but I'm more into men. (Resting her head on John again)
Syren I can tell.
John Douglas But I like playing with women.
Syren Were you into women before you got into the business?
John Douglas Aww, no.
Syren No. The business got you into them.
John Douglas The business changed me.
Syren It corrupted you…
John Douglas Noooo…
Syren …for the better.
John Douglas …noooo. The business made me a lesbian. (Laughing)
Syren That's for the better.
John Douglas For the better.
Syren Wait a second. Question #5: The final question. I already know the answer. Are you available to date? So I'm not gonna ask you that one. So new Question #5: Can I put my finger in your belly button?
John Douglas Question #5: How much would I have to pay you for a full body massage?
Syren Sure. (She leans back for John to dig in her naval hole) Oh yeah! Uhhhhh!!!
John Douglas She's got a real sexy little belly button.
Syren (Looking at him why he stopped digging)
John Douglas Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I prematurely pulled out!
Syren (Hitting him) Touch it!
John Douglas I didn't want to get you pregnant.
Syren Awww…that's so sweet.
John Douglas Thank you once again Syren.
Syren Thank you.
John Douglas Syren's Spell dot com. Look for her on HBO, mainstream, adult, dance floors, the Internet…as a matter of fact. You can't go anywhere without seeing this girl these days. Thanks a lot baby.
Syren Thank you. (Waves goodbye to the camera)
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