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John Douglas It's a perk; I don't get paid to do this otherwise.
Michelle Lay (Laughing) Awwww… (She lifts her shirt to show her sexy small boobies)
John Douglas Oooooo…I hope the camera was on for that! That was a perky good morning hello! Hey everybody, it's John Douglas back on the floor of the AEE 2003. We are here at the Scarlet Tower Entertainment booth, and found this lovely lady that was willing to come over and talk to me.
Michelle Lay And lay on ya.
John Douglas And lay on me, and show me her perky pink nipples.
Michelle Lay Boop! (Once more for the cameras)
John Douglas Good morning…you are a little cold aren't you!
Michelle Lay Noooo… (Rubbing her breasts) I'm always like that.
John Douglas You're also perky.
Michelle Lay I'm always perky.
John Douglas You're perky Michelle Lay.
Michelle Lay I'm perky Michelle Lay, yes!
John Douglas How are you today?
Michelle Lay Good, how are you?
John Douglas Are you cold in that think…first of all, I have to compliment you on your panties as well.
Michelle Lay Oh, wait, we have to see them. (Standing up showing her perfect little ass in sexy little panties that say Supergirl on the butt side) Supergirl!
John Douglas Supergirl. That is a nice…you could be a superhero. So what are doing here, what's a nice girl like you doing a place like this?
Michelle Lay Well, I got lost and ended up here.
John Douglas Lost too much at the tables last night, needed to make a couple of extra bucks.
Michelle Lay So I'm here promoting my new movie, "California Bad Girl", and meeting everybody, and signing stuff and having fun and partying.
John Douglas So what are you doing her specifically at this booth?
Michelle Lay Promoting "California Bad Girl", Scarlet Tower…they distribute it. I'm here trying to sell, sell, sell!
John Douglas Tell us about your role in the movie.
Michelle Lay Ummm…my role in the movie is, I play a talent agent that has her way with the talent to help get them in the movies. Typical Hollywood casting style. So I take advantage of her before I give her the role. That's how she gets the part.
John Douglas Kind of like the stuff you had to do before hand before we got to interview you.
Michelle Lay Exactly…Nooo…that's not what happened. And my original name or tile and website was California Bad Girl. And I still have CaliforniaBadGirl.Com so they made the movie after moi.
John Douglas Wow, nice work, nice way of plugging the website. So are you a native Californian?
Michelle Lay No. I'm from the Midwest.
John Douglas So technically a Midwest bad girl.
Michelle Lay I'm a good Midwestern girl.
John Douglas But by California standards…
Michelle Lay …California, I'm bad!
John Douglas I see.
(Both laughing)
Michelle Lay Soooo. What are you doing here? Let me interview you.
John Douglas I'm basically here, interviewing girls and putting my hands on their asses….and right down here. See, the thing is, everybody assumes I'm just groping these girls, but it's for technical reasons.
Michelle Lay It's part of the job.
John Douglas It's for framing.
Michelle Lay You stay in close.
John Douglas Exactly, it's a nice symmetry.
Michelle Lay And when I put my leg up like this, it's only to protect him.
John Douglas And if I were to put my penis in her, it would be so she couldn't slide away.
Michelle Lay Exactly, so I wouldn't fall.
John Douglas We're like Lego pieces.
Michelle Lay Like a kickstand.
John Douglas (Laughing) I WISH it was like a kickstand. For me, it's like a kickstand on a tricycle.
Michelle Lay (Laughing) Stop it!
John Douglas OK, so you are on the website and on the web. CaliforniaBadGirl.Com
Michelle Lay Or MichelleLay.Com
John Douglas Oh, you have two websites.
Michelle Lay Yes.
John Douglas What do you do, when you aren't doing these things? When you're not doing websites and movies.
Michelle Lay Cook. (Laughing)
John Douglas Really, is that one of your passions?
Michelle Lay Yes, I love to cook. And go to the gym and roller blade.
John Douglas Of course. You have to keep that kicking body.
Michelle Lay I have to work off what I cook.
John Douglas What is your specialty? What's your dish? The one you really want to impress somebody.
Michelle Lay I make a really good shrimp linguini with this jalapeno cream sauce on it.
John Douglas That is a very sexual sort of meal.
Michelle Lay Yeah, I can suck the noodles…
John Douglas ...a precursor. Mmmm I'm starting to understand this bad girl appeal they gave you.
Michelle Lay Yes, and I cook with my hands. (Feeling up on John) And I squeeze the eggs and the dough.
(Both laughing)
John Douglas She's squeezes my boobies and says "the dough".
Michelle Lay (Laughing)
John Douglas You know how to make a hot dog?
Michelle Lay (Looking shocked)
John Douglas Never mind. Let's go on to the 5 Stupid Questions. Are you ready for this?
Michelle Lay There's five?
John Douglas There's only 5 Stupid Questions. Oh yes, all the other questions were really brilliant up to now. Question #1: Are you a day person or a night person?
Michelle Lay Night person.
John Douglas Night person.
Michelle Lay Always been a night person.
John Douglas What time do you normally get up if you don't have to get up for work?
Michelle Lay If I don't have to get up, I'm up around 10am. And that to me is a late.
John Douglas That's not to bad.
Michelle Lay Not, to bad. But I come alive at night. I like nighttime. I lived here for 5 years.
John Douglas Oh, so you're a 24-hour party person.
Michelle Lay Exactly. I worked from 10 at night to 6 in the morning.
John Douglas How late were you out last night partying?
Michelle Lay Only to about 4:30am.
John Douglas ONLY to about 4:30!
(Both laughing)
Michelle Lay That's early!
John Douglas Getting to bed before a reasonable hour, just before the sun rises.
Michelle Lay Right now, I don't even know what day it is. I'm just blindly walking through here.
John Douglas (laughing)
Michelle Lay I'm feeling my way through (Starts to rub on John)
John Douglas (John thrusts his pelvis towards her) Here ya go. Let me provide the white cane there. Question #2: So you have to abstain from sex before doing a scene?
Michelle Lay It all depends on who I'm doing it with.
John Douglas Really.
Michelle Lay I know before hand. If it's a girl/girl scene, no. If it's a boy/girl scene, I usually hold out for 24 hours.
John Douglas 24 hours, it's like going in for a physical.
Michelle Lay (Laughing) Don't eat or drink 12 hours beforehand.
John Douglas And don't take a medication that will make you drowsy and don't operate any heavy machinery. Question #3: Were you an ugly duckling when you were a kid?
Michelle Lay Totally!
John Douglas You're a hot chick now.
Michelle Lay I love going back to my old town, cause all the boys that didn't want me then…
John Douglas …that treated you like shit.
Michelle Lay That treated me like shit. I was every guys "friend". I was called Olive Oil. I had natural boobs and they were little. Guys in the Midwest like big boobs.
John Douglas They don't know what they are missing, (John squeezes her tits) these are wonderful.
Michelle Lay (Pulls her top up and flashes the camera)
John Douglas You know, you sit there and then go on the floor, and see all the silicon, you don't see these!
Michelle Lay (Laughing)
John Douglas You don't see these. Guys here love these. Midwest guys don't know what they are talking about. Question #4: Are you a registered voter?
Michelle Lay Yes I am. And I haven't voted at all in three years. (Laughing)
John Douglas Oh Jeezzzzz. Now we know why we are in the mess we are in.
Michelle Lay It's been longer than that…I voted for Clinton the second time.
John Douglas The second time. So 7 years ago is when you last voted.
Michelle Lay (Laughing)
John Douglas You just turned 18 got to vote, and that was it. Question #5…I think we already covered this question. Can I touch your breasts?
Michelle Lay We didn't cover that one. You touched my ass.
John Douglas Oh I'm sorry, you are correct.
Michelle Lay That question's not on there. OK, you can stick you hand under the shirt.
John Douglas Well OK, in that….(Feels Michelle's tits under her shirt) Oh my goodness, OW! Something poked me!
Michelle Lay There, he touched them.
John Douglas It's on the card. I wouldn't have asked if it wasn't.
Michelle Lay Yeah right, and who wrote those?
John Douglas On that note. We'll see you guys later.
Michelle Lay (Waving) Goodbye.
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