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Roger T. Pipe We caught your act at "Bob's Classy Lady", in Van Nuys (California).
Dyanna Lauren Thanks.
Roger T. Pipe You did a very intense act. Most girls who feature just shake their ass and "try" to dance.
Dyanna Lauren (giggles)
Roger T. Pipe But you put on a power driven song and dance performance.
Dyanna Lauren Thanks! I try to go on the road performing at least once a month, except during Christmas time. I tour all over California, from Los Angeles to San Francisco.
Roger T. Pipe What is it like to dance in San Francisco? We hear that the shows are quite different there.
Dyanna Lauren Oh yeah! (Dyanna's eyes widen). I was told up there that if I didn't do a dildo show everytime I was on stage, the guys wouldn't tip you.
Roger T. Pipe That doesn't seem fair.
Dyanna Lauren Yeah, but they have private rooms up there where you can see pretty much anything you want from the girls. Girls doing girls with strap-on dildoes, and girls doing guys. It gets pretty intense.
Roger T. Pipe So you can actually see live sex acts on stage?
Dyanna Lauren Yeah, and you know what's really great; when you're dancing on stage, playing on a huge screen behind you, they are playing your adult films.
Roger T. Pipe That must be the infamous O'Farrell Theater.
Dyanna Lauren Yeah, it gets to the point that you keep turning around watching yourself on the screen.
Roger T. Pipe Wow. That's a totally interactive performance.
Dyanna Lauren Yeah, it's great.
Roger T. Pipe I remember you doing and incredible three-way scene in the highly acclaimed "Immortal Desires". What was that like?
Dyanna Lauren I was supposed to do a three way scene with this guy and girl, and a girl/girl scene. The scene started shooting at 10 a.m. in the morning and went until 3 a.m. the following morning.
Roger T. Pipe You mean to tell us that it took you 15 hours for one sex scene?!
Dyanna Lauren Exactly. But it was incredible. I would do it again. It's the only movie I have done,... see, in this industry, most of the people fast forward through the sex and watch the dialogue, which is the other way around for the fans. But I actually sat down and watched all the scenes in that one, then rewound and watched it again.
Roger T. Pipe The film is intense, sort of like if Oliver Stone did a porno. "Natural Born Killers" with sex.
Dyanna Lauren I am very proud of being in that movie.
Roger T. Pipe What is it like doing the different video conventions?
Dyanna Lauren Well, something about the east coast crowds are completely different from the west coast crowds, for one.
Roger T. Pipe How so?
Dyanna Lauren I don't know what it is, the guys from the east coast are really rough and very rude. They say things like "Can I touch your pussy?". Ruder than I have ever seen before. On the west coast, most people ask for an autograph and are very sweet and respectful.
Roger T. Pipe We saw you signing at the AdultDex convention with Celeste. Did you two ever work together in a movie?
Dyanna Lauren Did I ever work with Celeste??? She was my first girl/girl scene that was so hot, it made all the guys working in the room very uncomfortable.
Roger T. Pipe What do you like doing more, the adult films or going on the road dancing?
Dyanna Lauren It's kind of funny. I like being at home to do the films, but ever since I was five years old, I wanted to be (famed stripper) Gypsy Rose Lee. This business has made it easy for me to take my clothes off in front of people and let me sing and dance, and I really like it. It is not necessarily the money. I enjoy what I do.
Roger T. Pipe Did you do amateur films before going into doing the feature films?
Dyanna Lauren No, I went straight into the pro end. I had been doing magazine layouts for so long, it was sort of a natural progression into this. I went to Jim South's office at World Modeling and signed up there, but I didn't want to do sex scenes. Directors and producers kept seeing my photo at his office and asked if I did movies, and Jim would tell them "Yes, but she doesn't do sex on film." So I figured they had this plan for me. For the first two years I did films, I did only tease scenes and non-sex roles. Eventually I did,... well, it happened like this. It is a pretty funny story.
Roger T. Pipe Tell us about it.
Dyanna Lauren I was getting a divorce and was celebrating.
Roger T. Pipe So the first one was a revenge fuck?
Dyanna Lauren (Laughing). Well, no. I ah, somebody thought it was a good idea to put real alchohol in this party scene. So they kept giving me drinks and I kept getting drunk. Well, you know lovely Lene Hefner...
Roger T. Pipe We know Lene...
Dyanna Lauren Well, we've known each other for ten years and we've done bikini contests, magazines, and all that stuff. Well, everytime she would come past me, she was supposed to brush my leg with her hand. Each new take, she would go that much further than she was supposed to. So the last time she was supposed to touch me, she was supposed to kiss my neck, kiss down my arm and walk away. She stuck her tongue down my throat and had her hand in my crotch. The director on the shoot, Paul Thomas, said "I want you to rub her face." But I was really drunk. So I ran my had up her leg, spread her legs and dove in.
Roger T. Pipe (Laughing)
Dyanna Lauren The director is jumping up and down, excited. "Oh my God, she's doing sex on film, oh my God!" "Don't stop her, don't stop her!". So that is how I got started doing my first sex scene. I really had no intention of doing it. I was curious, but I had to do it in my own time. I guess that was the way.
Roger T. Pipe Tell us about your tattoo.
Dyanna Lauren It's right here... (Dyanna draws a circle with her finger next to her crotch). You wanna see it?
Roger T. Pipe You wanna show it?
Dyanna Lauren Everybody knows about my tattoo.
Roger T. Pipe We must have missed it.
Dyanna Lauren (Takes off her pants) How can you miss that?
Roger T. Pipe Well, that's nice. It isn't often we get those little extras for the show.
Dyanna Lauren Anytime.
Knowing full well that we weren't going to be able to top that moment, we decided that we had come to the end of our interview.
Dyanna is still very active and you can often catch her appearing at one of the many dance clubs across the country. She is also directing and appearing in a number of film and video projects, many of them through Vivid Video.
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