Roger's Rating:

Maybe I shouldn't jump to any conclusions, but with Jonathan Morgan directing a copy movie that features Steven St. Croix tackling a guy in a clown suit in the opening credits smells like a comedy to me. If it isn't a comedy then we might be in for a very odd drama. Playing the percentages, we can assume that this is a comedy and with Morgan that is usually a good thing. He has been behind (and sometimes in front of) the camera for many of the best adult comedies over the past several years. For this effort he has pulled out nearly all of the Wicked Contract crew. Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Brad Armstrong and my favorite, Kaylani Lei, all appear in this flick. Morgan has shot Reality-TV parodies before, so he is in comfortable territory for this cops & donuts…errrrr robbers, adventure.

Steven St. Croix is the man in charge of a unit that needs to write more citations to keep the boys upstairs happy. This odd group is more focused on their morning pastries and Julia Ann's boobs than their jobs, but there is some funny dialog and I'm sure we are going to see plenty of action once they hit the streets. Jessica and Eric show up on a domestic disturbance call. When they hear screaming from inside, they prepare for a forced entry. Alex Sanders and Devon Michaels are the arguing white-trash couple who cap off their fight with a high-energy fuck. Alex spreads her legs and licks her meaty lips before feeding her his stiff flesh pole. With Eric still watching through the window, Devon alternates between his rod and a cold bottle of beer. At least they are smart enough to wrap a rubber around his dick so that they don't further populate the trailer park. Alex bangs away from behind, groping her big tits and making her soft ass shake with every stroke. After a quick round of reverse cowgirl, Devon kneels and takes his load on her face just seconds before the cops break down the doors.

Since they work the Valley, you would expect the boys in blue to show up on a porn set eventually. As they start writing up everything in site, the desperate director quickly recruits St. Croix and Trevor Zen to play cops in his movie. Cherokee and Kaylani Lei are the girls in the scene and the lucky cops get to play with these incredible hotties. Kaylani looks amazing as always in her plaid skirt and pigtails as St. Croix helps her out of her top. Cherokee is already on her knees sucking cock. Both girls are impressive down there and after a bit, they switch off to let both guys feel the wonderful mouths available to them. It is almost a shame that both girls don't get their own moment to shine because they give fantastic head. Cherokee rolls onto her back to show off those great tits. Kaylani is bent over so that he can have a good time slamming her tiny body from behind. It is tough to beat Cherokee in cowgirl because she has such a hot little butt. Of course Kaylani is perhaps the most head-to-toe gorgeous girl in the business. The girls do some side-by-side action that includes both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. The girls switch back so that Trevor can fully appreciate Cherokee's hot body and Steven can let his prick find a home in Kaylani's tiny twat. He has a really big load that spurts all over her face and the couch. She smiles and holds her mouth open. If Steven had better aim, he might have drowned the gorgeous girl. Trevor's load is smaller, but Cherokee enjoys it just as much as her sexy friend.

The big case they are trying to crack involves the “Van Nuys Voyeur.” Masterson brings in a suspect, Cheyne Collins and tries to beat the truth out of him. When that doesn't work Julia Ann takes over and she tries a softer approach. Once the busty blonde has his attention, it is a matter of seconds before his cock is between her experienced lips. You know, Julia looks really good here. She looks as good as ever and it's hard to imagine that she's been around for a more than a decade. Julia has Cheyne throbbing and ready to go. Before he fucks her, she climbs onto the table and spreads those wide legs for some serious pussy licking. Her legs look fantastic as she takes it from behind in standing doggy. They keep the legs in the shot as they move to the table. In this position, her legs reach well over his head. To finish off the interrogation, our cock sucking cop gets down on her knees and really works to get his load onto her chin.

After a comedic break with St. Croix chasing after the dude in the clown suit, we get to watch a sting operation. Jessica Drake goes out on the street as a hooker. She is picked up by Brad Armstrong and when her back-up doesn't arrive, she has to go through with the exchange. Brad is pretty giving to his newly hired companion, licking her slit in his car as her partners are showing their combat scars to a sexy jogger. Back in the car, Jessica is putting her pretty mouth to good use, sliding her lips up and down on Brad's dick. She knees on the ground with her tits hanging out and shows the kind of skills that they don't teach at the police academy. This is a very good blowjob which should come as no shock to anyone who has seen Jess work a dick. Brad stands her up and has her assume the position against his car so he can get his dick way up into that hot little body. Their energy is good and she has a body that looks good in any position so we can sit back and enjoy the ride. She slides out of the car and happily takes his seed on her mouth. If the cop thing doesn't work out, this rookie officer could make a career out of this kind of after hours activity.

Julia and Eric go out on a call to find the perp, but find no one at the warehouse. The thought of nailing the Van Nuys Voyeur has them both hot so they fuck right there in the alley. She drops to her knees to give a great blowjob next to their car. The head is good, but cut a bit short as Eric wants her on the trunk of the car so he can taste her fleshy folds. Just about the time he finishes eating her and starts fucking that pussy, we notice that someone is watching the horny cops. Whoever it is gets an eyeful as she bends over the back of her car and pushes her ass back to meet his strokes. Eric sits on the trunk and lets her back right into his lap so we can get a really good look at her whole body. The big finish includes a pretty nice facial for this top-heavy and cum-hungry peace officer. (Who is the voyeur? Watch and find out.)

This is another good sex comedy from Jonathan Morgan. It is nicely written and well acted by pretty much the whole cast. With nearly the entire Wicked stable in the movie, this flick is sure to please fans of their girls. Julia Ann and Jessica Drake have the most to do in this flick and do everything quite well. Both of them look really good and the sex is shot in such a way that their bodies get some great coverage. Kaylani Lei is tragically under-used, but manages to shine anyway. It sure would be nice to see her take more of a starring role because damn she's a fine looking woman. Julia is great as the horny cop, filling out her uniform nicely. Jessica's scene has her playing whore for a day and she gives us her best. Even though she has to share the screen, I still say that the Kaylani/Cherokee four-way is the hottest of the movie because Kaylani is simply that damn good. The movie itself is pretty damn good with a clever script, good acting, great looking girls and better than average feature sex.

The bonus material includes a number of nice extras. We get a bonus scene between Brad and Jessica from “The Assignment.” She has to fuck her way out of a ticket and does a great job of it. The blowjob in this scene is fantastic and Jessica shows that she really knows how to get busy with a man in uniform. The behind the scenes feature is pretty interesting and includes a bit of sexual action as well. There is some good eye candy in the box cover shoot video featuring Julia and Jessica. We also get a photo gallery and the usual Wicked promo materials to round out one of the best bonus packages in porn.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM