Roger's Rating:

This second half of Pachard's huge costume epic opens with ten minutes of recap from the first part. Basically, if you need to know the plot, you are taking this too seriously. It's pretty simple really, some warriors in rabbit fur have found a magic crystal that transports them into the future. There are good guys and bad guys and all of them are smart enough to take a break from fighting long enough to fuck once in a while.

Now in the present, Victoria and Sabrina must find their way back before Spears catches them and run them through. While the girls struggle with the mysteries of the stone, Spears grabs some new clothes and starts hanging out in a biker bar. Meanwhile, the girls have decided that making love is the key to getting the crystal to work, so they find the nearest van and start to make love again. This time it doesn't work so they join forces with Spears to find enough sexual energy to make it work. (Wow, my head is spinning from all this plot.) They come across hustler Joey Silvera and bimbo girlfriend Nina Hartley. After hiring the couple to fuck, the trio of time travelers watches as a teary Nina takes her boyfriend's cock from behind. This is a scene from the first video, so nothing new here. Nice way to save money on scenes. The crystal works this time, transporting Joey and Nina back in time.

Victoria is still stuck in the present, and somehow ends up as a model for photographer Randy West. This confuses poor Victoria to see her man in another form. While she struggles to adjust, Nina and Joey find that no matter what time you are in, bartering for your woman works just fine. Dough takes the blond porn vet for a prehistoric ride. This time, no tears from Nina, just the sort of sword swallowing pure sex that has made her a legend. Great oral action with tons of eye contact that nearly sends Dough over the edge. She takes charge of the warrior man and teach him how people in the future fuck. (I hope she taught him how we bathe as well.) Nina's nearly shaved box gets its fill of hard dick and she as loud and foul mouthed as I have ever heard her. Jon finally rains down a torrent of semen, covering Nina's fantastic ass and chest is thick goo. Nina is a new woman and Joey is history.

Back in the present, Randy is having fun posing the busty warrior princess in all sorts of increasingly more revealing poses. While her career shifts gears, Sabrina and Spears recruit a British biker bitch to try and stir up enough passion to make the crystal work. The three of them go to work on each other. This British woman is not much to look at and Sabrina seems to have reverted back to her rather dull fucking style, so this really isn't much to watch. Randy does his best, but just doesn't have much to work with here.

Back in the cave days, Joey gets tossed into a cage with Arcie Miller, another wild beastwoman who nearly sucks his cock right off. She just can't get enough of his cock, slamming her hips down into his lap again and again until I am sure his ass must be resting in a hole in the earth. Between her wild hair and the bars of their cage, the scene is really hard to see. This sort of interesting shot is fine for a while, but makes the whole scene a bit of a mess. At least the facial is well captured. The question is, will Joey live to bask in the post coital bliss?

Realizing the her friends do not wish to return, Victoria gives the crystal one final try. After some clever plot twists, Sharon Kane joins Randy West and Victoria in a three way to send her back to her time. As before in this video, Victoria is on fire like never before. Got to hand it to Randy, he does something to get her juices flowing. This is the sort of heat we always should have seen from Ms. Paris. Sharon, as always is in top shape and her presence seems to spur on the younger starlet. Fantastic double blowjob scene, that is the best moment in either of the two parts to this video. Victoria lies atop Sharon while being fucked from behind and looks at the older blonde with such an incredible need for approval that it just melts the screen. I love the enthusiastic handjob Victoria gives as she jerks Randy off onto Sharon's pussy. The best scene in the tape by far.

This was a good effort by Pachard. The story is not going to win any awards, and the sex is at time too spaced out, however, the costumes are a nice touch. As I said, with Xena on the TV all the time, some of you might really get a kick out of busty Victoria bouncing around on horseback. Ms. Paris gives some of her best sexual performances in this two part video, as does Sabrina Dawn. Sexy porn vets Nina Hartley and Sharon Kane provide some wonderful class and heat as well.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM