Roger's Rating:

This is the latest video line from the mind of Jack AKA Robby D. After Jack's Playground and Teen America, he's ready for something different. How different? Probably not much in this one. Robby has the Jack thing down and I doubt if he will stray too far from his comfortable mix of gonzo comedy and hot sex. We know he's good with the camera and willing to make fun of himself in between scenes. (We also know that he has the good sense to keep himself behind the camera.) All that he really needs is some hot chicks and we won't care if this is a movie about how Jack got into porn, how he shoots BTS on a teen beauty pageant or how he's fooled some critics into thinking that he's some chick named Celeste. All we care about is Lanny Barby and her sweet face, Austin Kincaid and those hot tits and of course Teagan Presley and her hot everything.

The first stop on Jack's itinerary is the location. He meets the location scout and gets a tour of the facilities. Austin Kincaid and Chris Charming are already shooting on one of the sets. He sticks around and watches as they rehearse their lines. There isn't much time for running lines before Chris bends her over and starts licking her slit. Jack gets a first hand lesson in how to run a rehearsal as Austin delivers a fantastic little blowjob. His big cock barely fits into her mouth, but she is anxious to have it all the way inside of her. Her pussy is so tight that she gets an unexpected popshot after only a few strokes in reverse cowgirl. Austin cleans up the spilled seed and they continue with their practice as if nothing had happened. Having properly recovered, Chris starts drilling Austin again, this time getting her to scream out for more as he sinks that big pole into her wet folds. He works her over from behind and then shoots a creamy load onto her pretty face. Austin just smiles as it drips off of her face. Porn is great fun isn't it?

As they continue the tour they catch Terri fucking the janitor on her desk. She is supposed to be running the facility, but is being rammed instead. It's a pretty low key scene, but I suppose they are trying to be discreet. Terri kneels and works his cock into her mouth, getting it nice and wet, but robbing us of a shot of her face. (That's the angle and the voyeuristic natural of the scene.) They stand up next to the desk and give us some good doggy. You have to love this girl's long legs nearly as much as you love the fact that she fucks on the job. She turns around and helps him unload a nice helping of little porn guys all over her face. Why is this girl working in the office?

As Jack learns, it is tough to get foreigners to do dialog. He's got Lena Bacci and some Euro-meatball trying to do a scene, but they can't go more than five seconds without groping each other. Eventually he just gives up and lets the hot blonde start sucking his cock. Other than a laughable “papi” tattoo on her tit, this chick is very hot and delivers quite a solid knob-polishing. She has quite a body and there are some good shots of her bend over as he starts working his tongue into her folds. His dick slides right in and she proves that she is better at porno moaning than she was at dialog. Lena likes putting his dick back into her mouth in between positions and that helps keep him nice and wet as he moves to her ass. Her legs look a little thick and soft in doggy, but she takes cock really deep between her cheeks so I guess that is what really matters. For those of you keeping track, she also gapes pretty well and does some A2M as they move from one position to another. In the end we get the best facial shot so far. Lena gets blasted and the jizz runs down her chin and onto her body. She can't act, but she sure can wear a DNA beard.

Jack has two of his friends, Tommy Gunn and Teagan up to his place and shows them his new equipment. They decide to help him out with a little practice scene. I think that Teagan was just hungry and in need of some cock to suck. She does a really nice job with her mouth, but she always does so that is no shock. We get some really good semi-POV footage that actually includes some down-blouse angles. I love this little touch. Speaking of love, check out that ass. Tommy kneels behind Teagan and pulls down her jeans to get a face to face with those perfect cheeks. This is great footage and it only gets better when he stands up and sticks his hard cock right into her pussy. He gets his dick all nice and wet before letting her get on top. Teagan looks spectacular as always and the reverse cowgirl is sure to make everyone watching stroke something until they can't stand it any longer. Tommy ends things with a nice big shot all over her waiting ass. Damn Teagan is hot. We really need to see a lot more of her in 2006.

Teagan likes the way Jack shoots and brings him over to meet Scott. She thinks he will be good for Jack's movies because he has a really big dick. Scott does a good job of acting like a nervous first timer as he waits for Lanny Barbie to slide up his body and see what he can do. She likes the cock that he's got for her and slips right into her pretty mouth. The blowjob should probably be longer, but Lanny is in a hurry. She doesn't even get her clothes off before she makes a clear path for his rod to pierce her inner folds. We get some nice ass shots as she works up and down for a while. After a quick blowjob, she rolls onto her side and lets him do the work for a while. Lanny's body looks great, but she isn't quite the hot fuck that Teagan is. She's good and doesn't have a bad angle, but Lanny is definitely a Vivid Girl in the making, or was when she made this movie. There is anal here and she doesn't do a bad job of taking it up the butt. We certainly get a ton of eye candy as the beautiful brunette opens up her ass and lets him go digging for porno gold. Scott gets her ass, but can't get his load near her face. In true V Girl style, Lanny wants it on her butt, not her mug. Too bad because he's got one hell of a big load to cream her buns.

This is a great addition to the Jack family. If you enjoy the Jack's Playground and Teen America movies then you will have fun with this one. In fact, I don't know if you could really tell the difference between the scenes in this and the stuff we see in Robby's other movies. He has a good mix of humor and sex and manages to make us feel like we're watching something new even when we aren't. The key to the movie is the sex and there is some good stuff here. Lanny's A scene is pretty hot. It might have been better before Teagan's scene than after, but it still holds some heat. I loved the Terri Summers scene because it felt like we were spying and she's quite a hot babe. Teagan is the star of course and she shines. If anyone missed out on her first year in the business, this is a good time to catch up and see just how stunning she is. She can carry a movie and even with only one scene in this one, she pushes this title to the top of the list for this week. Check it out if you like a little humor (Potentially offensive though it may be), a little Teagan and a whole lot of strokable smut.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM