Roger's Rating:

Poor Jack. He just can't seem to decide which body part to focus on. One month it's big tits and then the next, big asses. Some times it is his teen line and other times it's all about the contract girls. This time around it's backsides we will focusing on. (If Jack does his job.) He certainly has some great asses to work with including the requisite rumps of Katja Kassin and Luscious Lopez. Contract Girl Jana Cova shows up as well, though she won't be taking any cock up that ass. Sorry dudes, Jana is firmly in a no-guy zone. Sunny Lane certainly has nothing against guys. She just doesn't take it up the butt yet. At least we get to look at her lovely butt while her other holes get filled. That's just as special, right?

Luscious Lopez & Erik Everhard

As usual we open a scene with Luscious with the camera locked in on her ass. She shakes it while expressing her concern about the validity of Jack's promise to put her in the music video. The tease lasts for a long time before he takes her to see Erik Everhard. I guess this is the full audition. She apparently knows what guys really want and keeps shaking her ass while working his cock with her mouth. Luscious is usually a high energy performer and she is working with a guy who can match her energy. I suppose that is good news for fans of this curvy babe. They will also be pleased that Robby isn't playing up the “she is so ugly no one wants to fuck her” thing that he did in another Luscious scene. There are some good ass shots and she actually takes it pretty hard in her ass. While I'm still not a fan of this girl, the heat here is undeniable. I really like the reverse cowgirl shots, but Erik keeps her bent over for most of the action and shoots his load right into her open crack.

Jana Cova

Digital Playground contract babe Jana Cova is next in line for a spot in a music video. She has some cupcakes that she uses during the tease. This not only looks hot, but it also makes me really hungry. (Thanks a lot Jack.) No food needed for the butt tease though. Jana's own cakes are all we need. She slips her finger between the cheeks for some mild ass play. Just when we're ready to see her get fucked, the scene ends for now.

Sunny Lane & James

We get a ton of great tease from Sunny. Jack has her shaking her ass in pants, in a thong and generally makes sure that we get to properly worship her fantastic ass. As great as this is, the following dialog is fucking brilliant. James Deen shows up in fur and a pair of panties. He's “alt-boy” and this has to qualify as one of the funniest things in a porn movie all year. For Robby to skewer alt is one thing, but for James to make fun of his role in the movement is priceless. Thank you Robby. Thank you James and thank you alt-assclowns for making it so damn easy to point out what a bargain bin parlor trick alt really is. Eventually they convince James to give Sunny a try even if she isn't alt enough for him. She may not be alt, but she certainly is bootilicious and rather skilled with the blowjob action. Drooling all over it, she tries to slide it deep into her throat, flashing us some cute eye contact every now and then. I suppose hard core ass lovers might want to see some cheek shots thrown in, but I'm just impressed by the great blowjob. James has forgotten all about his man-fur and alt-cred by the time he slips his cock into Sunny's hot waiting pussy. The sex is rather short, but he does leave a nice load right on her pretty butt.

Jana (Continued)

Now Jana has a big dildo that she rubs between her tits to get us in the mood. The toy finds its way into her tight pussy and she puts on quite a show. I suppose there could be a problem here as there aren't any really good butt shots in a movie that is supposed to be about butts.

Devon Lee & Eric Masterson

For some reason everyone is all over Devon's jock these days. At least she fits in well with this movie. This older blonde has a serious butt on her. She shows up with Eric and is looking to get into either a music video or a reality show depending on which line of dialog you listen to. When they talk her into doing anything to get in, the guys enjoy some smothering, ass oiling and other butt fun. Devon gives a quick blowjob, condoms Eric up and starts grinding her hips. That gives us the needed butt shots, but she isn't exactly setting things on fire. Her energy level picks up a bit when she is flat on her stomach, but his pop on her butt just looks a little forced.

More Jana

Jana is still working herself over. Would someone please come and play with the poor girl? She abuses the pole in Jack's place, rubbing her cheeks up and down it like it's a huge cock. (Which she wouldn't do of course because she doesn't do cock.

Katja Kassin & Scott Nails

We save the biggest butt queen for last and Katja makes sure that it is will worth the wait. The tease here is perfect for guys who loves asses. It just doesn't get any better than this. The sex doesn't start off quite as well with some gagging instead of the usual stellar sucking we see from Katja. When she does get back to great blowjob action we also get the butt shots we're looking for. We even get to watch her spanked with a paddle as she stretches her hole around a butt plug. Scott pulls the plug out of her ass and replaces it with his cock. The RCA is great and true to form, the popshot ends up all over her great ass. Perfect end to a very hot movie.

The Jack act still works on hot girls who want to be in videos. It should have worn thin long ago, but we can still laugh along with them. It helps when Robby and company make such fun of themselves. Of course none of that would matter if the sex weren't so good. This volume offers a pretty solid effort from Luscious and a blistering anal fuck from Katja. It also features some great solo play from Jana that is great tease footage. Sunny is a breath of fresh air as always and is part of one of the funniest scenes of the year. Hats off to Robby for having the guts to take a jab at the alt-crap and double hats off to Deen for having the balls to poke fun at not only the genre, but himself. There aren't too many guys in the business who are secure enough to be that self-deprecating. Watch it for the great asses, but don't miss this set up because it is guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM