Dante Sinferno's Rating:

Starring: The video stars Nikki Andersson, Inari Vachs, Patricia, Felecia, Reka, Judith Grant, Holli Woods, India, The Bomb, Chandler, Caroline, Mark Davis, T. T. Boy, Sean Michaels, Nick East, and others. All of the women look fairly good, and the men manage to do what's required of them, but performances from both sexes range from passably enthusiastic to distinctly lacklustre.

The camerawork, lighting and editing are ok, if not particularly flattering, but the sound recording is really bad. There's no music, and often only one half of a conversation can be heard (usually Joey). Some scenes actually have subtitles, and some others need them! There are enough interesting costumes to deserve an honorable mention, including cheerleader outfits, some PVC, garters with pretty bows, and the inevitable collar and leash, but that's about as far as the production values go.

Erotic isn't really the right word: The only scene I could call erotic is Felecia and Patricia's f/f. This is about a bunch of porn stars who have sex in front of a camera; there's not even a pretence at seduction. For example, Inari's lead-in to her scene involves her talking about (but not demonstrating) self defence moves, then she puts the collar on, is introduced to the studs, and the sex begins. Most of the sex is undeniably hardcore and often remarkably athletic, if not always enthusiastic, but it certainly delivers its fair share of anal, cumshots, f/f, threesomes, tight close-ups, near-naked women, etc.

There are some good moments, particularly in Patricia and Felecia's scene (in fact, several of the women seem more enthusiastic about each other than the men). Inari is cute, Nikki Anderson is hot, and Chandler very loud, even if her vocabulary seems limited to repetitions of "Yes" and "Oh God".

The lack of enthusiasm from some of the performers: Judith and Reka, in particular, seem more alive before they remove their cheerleader costumes, and utterly unmoved at being reamed by Sean Michaels. The Bomb, likewise, seems to prefer watching than participating; one of the men in the scene with India and Holli jerks off while watching them and has to be replaced; and Inari isn't impressed at being asked to wear the dog collar. The attitude is very much 'just another day at the orifice'.

It's an odd mix of professional porn performers (with very professional attitudes) and amateurish production values. There's lots of hardcore sex, if not much gonzo or very much else, and some of the performers look as though there are other things they'd rather be doing. I'll give it a 7.

Posted By Dante Sinferno, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Judge & Jury's Rating:

Starring: Nikki Anderson & Mark Davis: Attractive blonde possessing natural charms allows Mark through the front door & then the backdoor. She visibly enjoys herself--no obvious faking. She takes dick front door in standing doggy, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, & while wrapped around him as he stands. She takes dick backdoor in kneeling doggy, on her side, & missionary. Facial.
Inari Vachs, TT Boy, & WHITE MALE: Unexciting, all-real blonde. Scene is a candidate for the fast-forward button. Lots of uninspired cocksucking while fucking as well as anal but no DP. Only TT Boy gives her a facial.
Felecia & Patricia (AKA Isabelle Camille): 2 notorious lipstick lesbians. Bonafide jaw-dropper Felecia has covergirl looks accentuated by long, luxurious, black hair. Furthermore, she possesses a slender, curvaceous, all-natural figure highlighted by perfect medium-sized breasts. Her tanlines draw attention to her best parts. Eye-popping, brunette Patricia has a lean, curvaceous, all-natural body. The Slavic stunner's most prominent features are her undeniably tantalizing D-cups. Elements of tit suckling, oral, fingers, toys, & masturbation. Patricia just melts under Felecia's oral expertise before masturbating with a silver vibe in her vage. Felecia is driven to ecstatic cries as Patricia fucks her with a black vibe. Felecia (kneeling doggy) DPs herself with 2 fingers in her moist snatch & a blue vibe in her rump but soon just pleasures herself anally.
Reka, Judith, & Sean Michaels: Brunette Reka & blonde Judith are neither standouts nor skanks. Introduced in cheerleading outfits but eventually bare it all. They offer unenthusiastic, mechanical efforts. Elements of oral, fingers, masturbation, vaginal penetration, anal penetration, & a clitoral stimulation vibe. He samples both girls vaginally & anally. Double facial.
Caroline, India, Nick East, & BLACK MALE: Sexy, brunette Caroline's main attraction is her exceptional, tight, lithe figure topped by perfect, mid-sized, natural breasts. India is a dark-skinned black girl with a tight, slender frame & incredible tits. The black dude doesn't last long beyond the initial BJ action; this pathetic shit should have been axed from the flick. The loser immediately leaves as Nick takes center stage. India rides cowgirl as Nick eats out Caroline. He then plugs Caroline missionary as India assist. India receives anal doggy & missionary, & Caroline receives anal cowgirl & missionary (while India rubs & licks her clit). India takes a facial.
Chandler, The Bomb, & WHITE MALE: Chandler is a pretty redhead with a respectable, all-real body. The Bomb isn't the bomb; she is a generic blonde harlot with fake tits. Pedestrian menage trois that one wouldn't regret missing. Chandler eats pussy while receiving DP with 2 pink vibes. The guy enjoys both girls' pussies, but only Chandler accepts his cock in her ass. Tittie shot on the blonde.

No musical score--a plus. During the lesbian scene between Felecia & Patricia, there is some occasional glare on the camera lense from the sunlight. Otherwise, nothing is noteably positive or negative about the picture clarity, color & sound.

Felecia & Patricia have captivating beauty & a mutual affinity for girl/girl loving; good chemistry & good looks always produces a good scene. Nikki Anderson & Chandler also seem to genuinely enjoy themselves. Other than the aforementioned, the sex was totally mechanical.

Felecia & Patricia are both drop dead gorgeous brunettes & renown lipstick lesbians. Naturally, it was a pleasure to seem them enjoy each other's charms. I had never seen Caroline before; I am now enamored with her.

I would have prefered to see Caroline in a one-on-one, whether boy/girl or girl/girl. Being so hot, she should be the center of attention; her scene is just too busy.

The flick is just mired in the mundane. Despite a highly arousing effort from Felecia & Patricia, I cannot offer a higher rating than 6.

Posted By Judge & Jury, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM