Destroyear's Rating:

Starring: Annabel Chong, Ron Jeremy, 250 totally forgettable others

This film is shot in documentary style and is four hours long, quite a change from the average porn flick. Because most of the people appearing are not professionals, the camera work tends to be hindered.

Annabel Chong, whom I personally love, in a four-hour gangbang, taking on five guys at once and letting them do whatever they wanted to her? How could it not be erotic??? Well, I'll tell you how. First, nearly all of the men in the gangbang are amateurs, fans of Annabel. It had to seem like a great idea, letting three hundred fans get their dream shot at fucking the queen of gangbangs, but the whole thing turns out to be as limp as most of the guy's D**ks. Poor Annabel spends most of her time just trying to get the hairy, flabby old perverts hard! For fans who had traveled from all over the country for a crack at Ms. Chong's crack, they seem bored by the whole thing. Even when Annabel begs for blistering anal sex, they barely nod. The final outcome is a couple hundred idiots who can't get it up standing around her jerking off.

I have to say, my respect for Annabel rose to new heights with this movie. No, it isn't her best performance -in fact, it sucks!- but it isn't her fault. She wants to generate excitement. She wants the usual raw, hard-pounding sex her films are known for, but she can't find anyone to give it to her. An A for effort. The other best thing about the movie, believe it or not, is Master of Ceremony, Ron Jeremy. Yes, I know he looks like a hairy troll, but the guy tries his best to make the movie the fun experience it should be. And maybe I was just feeling grateful for his efforts, but when he fucks Annabel at the end of the film, while the crowd of losers heckles him, I found myself cheering for him. Okay, maybe I was just hoping to see Annabel get at least one decent fuck. . .

Good idea: Gangbanging Annabel Chong! Bad idea: Letting amateurs do it. Nobody cares about the men in porn, right? Subject yourself to this little flick and you'll find yourself worshipping men who can keep it up when the pressure is on! For the first time in my life, I found myself praying someone would pop up a woody. You think I'm kidding? She took on 251 men and they had to repeat scenes just to show something worth watching!

Annabel, I love you to death, but this thing was a major dog. Going to have to go with a 1.

Posted By Destroyear, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM