Roger's Rating:

With so many blowjob lines on the market, it's not always easy to tell one from another. What makes this one special is a title that always makes me laugh. That's not the only appeal to this line of course, but it never hurts to be able to smile from the start. There isn't as much pre-blow fantasy stuff as in Blowjob Fantasies, but it's not as wordless and the Dr Fellatio movies either. Instead we get a little bit of dialog that also tends to make me smile. It's not very PC ladies, but if you watch this movie, you'll see what you man is hearing when you're nagging at him. (Or what he wishes you would say.) As I generally do, I will list the best and worst of the movie, while bunching the rest together at the end. (Trust me, you don't want me to do twenty blowjob scenes. There are only so many cocksucking euphemisms.)

Maria is a cute little thing who is busy looking for her cat. When the camera runs into her ass a couple of times, she has to do something. Promising to suck some cock if the guy will help her find the cat. Pussy for pussy would be nice, but who is going to turn down a cute girl who wants a mouth full of man meat. This is a well shot outdoor blowjob with a very cute face to carry the action. Maria does a good job with the eye contact, thought she nibbles a bit too much for my taste. She's still fun to watch suck.

Candy Hill comes to the door as a cop investigating slurping noises. After looking around, she decides to inspect the cock. Candy is older and clearly knows her way around a hard prick. She's got the eye contact thing down and gives great hand as well. The motto may be to protect and serve, but Candy the cop serves cock like a true whore. The only way to end this perfect on screen blowjob is for Candy to jerk a load right into her mouth. Great post pop cum play by Candy.

Cassie is a totally hot blonde who really wants to suck dick, but it has to be a secret. It would be quite a temptation to go bragging to everyone, but having your knob bobbed by this sexy blonde would be worth the secrecy. More eye contact from this babe would be nice, but she has a nice combination of hand and mouth action going. Love the way those cheeks suck in as she takes it deep. The guy doesn't manage much cum, but she takes it on the face with a smile.

Danielle Rogers looks at her pool with utter disgust. She wants it cleaned and is willing to get down on her knees and suck some dick to have it done. You know, I don't think I've seen her look this good in a long time. There is something very sexy in her eyes and the way she works that tongue over the head of her man's cock. In her years in front of the camera, Danielle has perfected her technique, taking most of it in her throat and working the rest in her tight fist. She ends up taking her clothes off and jerking his load between her tits.

Heaven Leigh is meditating in her sexy lingerie. In comes a guy, offers some new mediation techniques and before you can say Maharishi Yogi Bear, the pretty redhead has her lips around a growing dick. She gives great eye contact, smiling and teasing the camera as she expertly pleases the throbbing prick with her highly skilled mouth. Taking off her top, Heaven rubs the tip of his cock on her nipples, but soon has it back in her mouth. After a picture perfect blowjob, he shoots a load into her mouth and Heaven plays with it like she can't live without it.

Leanna Heart is a super cute Jennifer Love Hewitt looking chick who stops her game of computer solitaire to suck some dick. Don't you just love a girl with her priorities straight? Nice eye contact as she playfully licks and sucks the head. It looks like she nibbles the shaft, but quickly goes back to taking it deep. I love the way she looks up into the camera with those big, soft eyes while a cock is nearly all the way down her throat. Great hand job into her open mouth for the finish. This one is a keeper.

Kaylin is a very cute brunette who starts out by teasing a vibrator with her mouth. In comes a guy and she uses those skills on the real thing. It's a shame that she spends most of the early footage looking down at the guy's dick, because this girl really does have a pretty face. Sitting at poolside, sucking cock, Kaylin sheds her bikini top and goes back to work. I would have enjoyed seeing her face more, but a pop in the mouth finishes another nice looking blowjob.

Cherry Mirage is a naked fortune teller who foresees a big cock in her future. Oh who the fuck cares what kind of a set up we get. Bottom line, we get one of the best looking babes in all of porn taking a dick in her mouth. That studded tongue looks like it might be a lot of fun, but mostly I like the view. How can you not like looking into a fresh, pretty as she loving slaps the hard dick against her cheeks. Only two things could have made this scene any better. One, if her perfect tits had been used more and two, if it were my dick she were sucking. She finishes the scene by jerking him off onto her face. Dude, for a woman this hot, you have to muster up more fucking cum than this.

Mila is a hot talking little whore who seems to want everyone to cum before she even gets a dick in her mouth. I love a hot talking babe, but she almost scares me sometimes. Once the sucking starts, she makes short work of the cock in front of her, taking him to the root with no effort at all. While I may not be a fan of Mila's colon antics, there is no doubt she gives some hot, enthusiastic on screen head. When the guy cums, Mila rubs it in, sucking out every drop and proving once again that she is a first class porn slut.

Randy Storm comes over looking for a cup of sugar and offers a blowjob in exchange. With her glasses on and cute sundress, Randy looks like a soccer mom squatting for cock. I like that look and anyone with suburban housewife fantasies can enjoy watching Randy turn from neighbor in need to dick starved slut in no time. She frees her big tits, wraps them around his dick and gives him a little tittie love to boot. Nice eye contact, tit play and great energy as Randy abuse this guys cock in the nicest of ways. With some hot talk and fast hands, she coaxes a load out onto her face and heads back home to her little party.

Militia (Terrible name, charismatically challenged chick.), Amaretta (An average looking Euro-brunette.), Charlese (A tall blonde), Eleana (A cock hungry blonde Russian babe with bad teeth), Eve (A somewhat pretty brunette), Joelani (Pretty, tall blonde), Kelsey Heart (A trashy blonde nurse), Hunter (A long legged blonde with some hard looking fake boobs), Shelbee Myne (Looking cute in her shoulder length do) and Teri Starr (Totally hot, trailer-porn girl who sucks great cock.) all add their mouths to the mix as well. With twenty girls all sucking cock, there is something for every type of oral lover. Very solid collection of well shot, mostly outdoor blowjobs makes this one of the better BJ DVD's on the shelves.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM