Roger's Rating:

The concept behind gonzo movies is that the audience gets to experience porn through the eyes of the protagonist. (What?) OK, it's basically a way to just walk around with a camera, shooting what goes on, without the hassles of scripts or the technical constraints of a feature film. (What?) All right, it's just porn people hanging out, fucking, sucking and drinking beer. In this case, Titman (Alex Sanders) invites a few dozen of his horniest friends over to enjoy a day of fun in the sun. As much as I love bikini clad babes, I can't imagine this being anything short of fun to watch.

As the women arrive at the party, the first thing they have to do is pick out some sex toys to use throughout the day. (Beats the shit out of those ?Hi My Name Is? stickers.) This is just part of the opening segment of the video which plays like an extended tease. We see a few of the women interviewed, including the very hot Vanity who has tits to kill for. Hey, I dig chicks in bikinis, so I don't mind this at all. Wall to wall eye candy.

When the action finally begins, it's a huge girls-only orgy that showcases the bikini babes and their new sex toys. Even in the best of circumstances, I find g/g scenes pretty forgettable. There is just way too much going on at once here. However, if you don't mind sex that looks like it was shot by someone suffering from chronic ADD, or just like watching pretty, scantily clad chicks fucking There are a couple chicks here I really like, including a very cute little slutlet named Lola. Dee also looks stunning, and is always worth watching. Oil and toys are everywhere, so if you like writhing piles of female flesh, filling any open pussy with latex fake cocks, crank up the love rocket and start your countdown.

Alex starts making the rounds at his little party, checking out the racks, both real and enhanced. While this is all fine and good, I was more than a little pleased to finally see a little boy/girl action. It took over fifty minutes, but Tony Tedeschi breaks the het cherry when he receives a blowjob from Lola. The little brunette shares her cock with a very petite blonde (Candi Daze) These two could just as easily be hanging out on the beach during spring break, but instead, we get to watch as Tony slides that fat cock into Candi's cute cunny. I have really liked both of these women in the past, and they don't disappoint this time around either, fucking and sucking like a coed gone bad fantasy. The camera angle for the popshot is not idea, but we get to see Candi with a sperm goatee.

Mark Davis is the next guy to get into the act, sharing his cock with a small army of women, including Jill Kelly, Dee and Melanie Stone. Someone kindly explain to me how Dee is not a huge star in this business yet. She absolutely steals the spotlight her. Like the lesbian orgy, there is just too much going on here for my taste. Mark does his best to keep up but the action is still mostly a lot of girls sucking pussy. Hell, let Dee and Melanie stay and kick the others to the curb. Mark ends up spreading the wealth, dropping his load onto a number of bare boobies.

Alex can take it no longer and has to get some first hand pussy. Houston and Phyllisha Anne make a stunning study in contrast as they show their love for Titman. Look, we all know that I find Houston about as sexually appealing as a watching the Predator Sisters (Venus and Serena Williams for those of you who are not informed in the ways of the Jungle.) grunt around on the tennis court. Phyllisha is certainly prettier, but looks like a twelve year old boy in her bikini. That said, I can say that neither of these women are terrible in this scene. Houston seems almost genuine in her love for his cock and Phyllisha is her usual excitable self. Anal for both women, but only Ms. Anne really holds my interest in the end.

The final scene is a five way fuck between big titted Jessica Jewel, super fine Elle Devine, Eruo-hottie Alexandra Nice and studs Brandon Iron and Pat Myne. These three women are all fabulous cock suckers and watching Jessica fight with Elle for hard dick is the first seriously stroke worthy segment in nearly half an hour. Alexandra Nice is getting some one on one attention and is, as always, incredibly hot. Normally, I like my sex scenes separated, but there is just enough action going on here to make the whole thing very stimulating. (OF course, watching poor Jessica sit alone fingering her pussy makes me want to jump and tit fuck her.) Nice job by Brandon fucking Elle from behind with Jessica taking his condom encased cock out and sucking it clean. Pat blasts Alexandra's tits, while Brandon fires a big load on the equally huge hooters of Ms. Jewel.

You know, with a cast like this, I would expect there to be more watchable action. In spite the final scene's heat, there just isn't enough of the good stuff here. The long tease followed by the massive lesbian mess makes the first half virtually pretty dreary. Dee and Melanie Stone pick things up quite a bit, but they only get one scene a piece. Houston brings nothing to the table and the movie comes to a screeching halt again, before things get better in the finale. Jessica, Elle and Alexandra are all fantastic. Too bad we couldn't tear the whole thing down and just feature this trio with Dee and Mel. Maybe then, there would have been enough sexual heat to save this movie. As it is, a great idea fails to deliver far too often for me to recommend it.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM