Roger's Rating:

It is a bit early for a back to school celebration, but any time the Shane's World crew hits campus, class is in session. They hit the parties and teach the future leaders of America the lessons that aren't in the curriculum. (No I don't actually think that most of these drunken morons are future leaders, but it sounded better than calling them “the future wife abusing, beer-bellied losers.”) By now we know the routine, the gang hits campus, finds a party and then has some fun with the local boys. They get to play fun games and the winners retire a bedroom where their friends watch them struggle to get wood. The whole should probably be embarrassing for the guys, but somehow they thrive on the fact that the world knows that they had a shot with a porn babe and couldn't rise to the occasion. OK that is the cynical view of the movies. In truth I kind of like them. The girls manage to do make it seem like they are just having the time of their lives. I like the way these flicks bring us a gonzo spirit that has been dead for too long in porn. That is probably one of the reasons for big mainstream appeal of the CI flicks. As always, the collection of girls is very cute and ready to do whatever it takes to keep the party going.

Eva is running late for her flight. Mr. Pete drives like a maniac, but is happy having another chick's face down in his lap. They drop her off and head back to fuck. Poor Eva is stranded and Pete is ignoring his phone. I don't even know which chick this is, but she and Pete work each other pretty well. This isn't a bad little warm up and this movie is off to a great start.

Things are much cooler north of the border. Cailey, Jayna and Randi have some fun in the snow and then hit the town. As soon as they arrive at the party the cameras are met with a bunch of drunk folks making that most annoying of human sounds. (The shrieking “wooooooo” has been known to cause human skulls to explode.) The first contest consists of guys shoving their cocks into snow-pies. (ouch) Jayna takes the winner to his room and swallows his little prick. I haven't seen a girl deep-throat this easily in anything other than an Ed Powers movie. She sells it well as he fucks her, turning in a pretty good scene with an inexperienced guy who is hung like my wife's Scottish Terrier.

The party kicks up a notch when the three girls start an orgy with some frat boys in a crowded little room. Just about the time they get things really going we cut to a little PSA. The guys are explaining why it's not good to drink a lot before fucking on camera. (No shit noodle dick.) They get to sober up for a few hours and come back for a shot at Cailey and Randi. This time they manage to get hard and give the two professional porn babes a pretty decent roll.

There is another competition that includes guys doing push-ups while licking pussy. One of the guys goes to the room with Randi and they both verbalize their hope that he will be able to rise to the occasion. He does a pretty good job and isn't as tiny as some of his frat brothers. She sucks him all the way up and then rolls onto her side for spoon action. He gives her a good solid fuck from behind and leaves his load on her butt.

The group action continues with all of the girls playing around with some of the guys they brought. There is also a cute college girl who they get to play with them a little bit. It sort of falls apart at the end and is a whole lot of footage without a traditional sex scene to speak of.

Coming back the next day, the girls have Eva with them. They are on hand to reward the winners from the party. The first guy gets to fuck Cailey and he does a really good job of it. She grabs her knees and pulls them up to her tits to give him an easy route deep inside of her slit. His load splashes across her stomach and he has to be happy that he won that push-up contest.

Randi and Jayna team up on another guy and they have brought their A game for this one. Both of them suck hard and then Randi gets on for a good ride. Randi does most of the work, but when Jayna does some cock sucking she looks really fucking cute. The best footage of the scene comes when he stacks the two girls and fucks them both. He ends up popping all over Jayna's butt after the rides him.

Eva may have arrived late, but she is making up for lost time with two guys. She is the cutest little thing in the movie and really does a great job sucking and fucking these dudes. Her glasses stay on as she gives a good hand job and lets her pussy get pounded. I love her energy and the way she talks dirty to encourage them. The guys fuck harder and harder until her glasses are gone and she just works the shit out of both cocks. I don't think I have ever seen Eva in a more vocal scene. She is absolutely stunning and gets a big old load all over her pretty face. After some pretty choppy and mediocre action this scene is so fuckin hot that I can hardly believe it's in the same movie as the others.

With the exception of the final scene, the actual sex scenes seem to be of secondary concern. That's the problem with this level of reality-porn I guess. Taking frat guys into a room to fuck them makes for hot build up, but these guys fail more often than they succeed. If complete, 'normal' scenes are important to you then this may drive you totally insane. It got to be a little much for me, but the Eva Angelina scene at the end almost wiped away any negative feelings I might otherwise have had. The main girls handling the party action were pretty good though the group lacks a real leader this time. We could really use someone like Calli Cox to take charge here and make some fun stuff happen. I still like the idea and the reality angle works even when it leads to less than standard quality wood or sex. We did get that one “real” girl almost into the act and that's a huge step in the right direction. Even at its worst, this is still a lot of fun and the scene with Eva makes the whole thing worth watching.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM