Roger's Rating:

Back in the day, the “Cheeks” movies were clever little features with funny stories and hot anal sex. This one is written and directed by one of the stars of the show Britt Morgan. (I have a great Britt story, but should probably save it for another time. This classic anal feature is sub-titled “A Backstreet Affair” which is pretty cute in its own right. It revolves around a scavenger hunt where rich people go out looking for the least recyclable items they can find. Brit and Brandy Alexandre play two rich sisters who are fighting it out to win a Porsche. Along the way they will learn about themselves, human nature and the joys of taking it up the butt. Who says porn can't be uplifting?

Both blondes find Joey Silvera in an alley and decide that he would make a good submission. Joey attacks Brandy and sends her running back to her limo while Joey and Brit hit it off quite well. Driving home, Brandy and Tony Tedeschi (Doing a rather amusing Thurston Howell III) decide that sex is the best way to make the day a little better. As she always did, Brandy goes after his cock with a great deal of oral enthusiasm. She slobbers all over the head and uses her hand to keep everything throbbing. They slowly work her out of her dress, but she doesn't stop sucking even when she is down to her lingerie. I know that Brandy was best known for her amazing butt, but her blowjob skills were pretty damn impressive as well. Tony returns the favor, holding her little pink pussy open and licking it until she is ready to be fucked. The cramped quarters in the back of the car make some of the angles a little less than perfect, but the energy is great. After a quick fuck she puts her hands back to work and gets a lovely thick load all over her mouth. Brandy doesn't stop until she has pumped him completely dry.

As expected, Joey wins the contest for Brit and teaches them a lesson. When Brit hires the man, her victory is voided and Brandy gets the car. Everyone is happy, especially Jamie Lee who knows a secret about Joey and promises to keep quiet only if he fucks her. It is a flimsy excuse for a sex scene, but it works for the plot and get us to a scene with a B-girl. Jamie was never all that great looking, but worked a bit thanks to her solid body and good sexual energy. Joey gets his cock hard and stuffs it into her pussy right away. They finally take advantage of her best assets during doggy, but this is a filler scene to be sure. He works it into her ass for a few strokes before exploding all over her pussy. That willingness to do anal was probably why Jamie worked as much as she did.

Brandy and her Uncle, Mike Horner, celebrate her victory in a very special way. (He married her biological Aunt so it's OK.) They use the Jacuzzi to get warm, but it is her hot little ass the really gets his juices boiling. Mike kisses her from behind and enjoys those meaty lower lips while her butt is shoved right in his face. There aren't a lot of good ass shots here, but the action is pretty good anyway. Mike bands her hard from behind and she matches every stroke with one of her own. They do a quick mish and then he straddles her face so that she can stroke him off on her mouth. Once again Brandy drains every drop and shows that she isn't at all shy about cum on her lips.

Back at the house, Mercedez and Tom Chapman decide that fucking on Muffy's fur coat (Muffy is Brandy's character by the way) is a good way to show their distain for her snobbery. Another B-Girl who kind of brings the eye candy factor down, Mercedes does have a nice big ass to show off. She sucks Tom off while in her bra and heels, sticking her wide butt out for the camera. She sucks his modest member to full attention and then rubs it with her natural boobs. When they start fucking, she shows some nice hip movement, but even all these years later, this chick makes me want to fast forward to the good stuff. Tom bends her over and fucks that ass right on the couch. His dick looks really small in the same shot with her ass, but it's not a bad A-scene I suppose. He finally shoots all over her ass and she reaches around to get a taste of his cream.

Brandy decides to put the moves on the new butler and Britt sees them kissing. She storms away and misses the part where Joey refuses her advances and leaves. Brit joins Tony in the bedroom and decides to make nice with him. There is something super sexy about Ms. Morgan. She has the soft accent and cute face thing going for her. He helps her out of her panties and fingers her pussy until she can no longer wait and has to get those sweet lips around his thick dick. It takes quite a bit of sucking to keep him hard, but Britt keeps us happy with some sexy talk along the way and one hell of a great BJ. He wedges his cock into her blonde-furred pussy and starts fucking her until she has taken every inch. In doggy Tony really pounds her and she seems to like it just fine. I keep waiting for him to figure out that her ass needs to be fucked, but the vag is just fine and we get another great facial.

When she finds out that she made a mistake, Britt is sad, but still ends up fucking Peter North the next morning when Joey doesn't make it to his bed. (What was Peter doing looking in Joey's room?) Mr. Perfect Hair has the perfect cock for her hungry mouth and Britt isn't about to let it go to waste. As she sucks him off, Britt loses her close slowly to show off more of her body. Peter is throbbing and ready to fuck her hard from behind. This time we get some great butt shots as he pushes deep into her body. There are even more ass shots when she mounts his cock and starts riding. Just about the time she has worked up a sweat from fucking him, Joey comes in drunk and a bit out of it. She invites him to join them and then goes back to fucking while Joey fumbles with his clothes. The only hole he can find is her ass and Britt gets nicely double stuffed by the two guys. She slides off of Peter and strokes him into her mouth while Joey keeps fucking her ass. He busts one of his famous nuts into her mouth and up her face. There is great post shot cum play as she finishes him off. That leaves her just enough time to spin around and let Joey jerks off onto her tongue. Great finish to a very sexy scene.

There are really two movies going on here. One has sexy women doing decent scenes and the other has mediocre women giving flat scenes. The story is kind of cute and allows Tedeschi, Silvera, Horner and Alexandre to show off their accent abilities. There is nothing brilliant here, but if you have a fetish for rich chicks getting fucked in the ass, you can add a point or two to the overall rating. Whenever Brandy or Britt is involved in a scene, it's great. When they aren't, you can pretty much skip over it. That was pretty common in older features when they seemed to cut corners by hiring B-girls to fill time. (Or maybe the talent pool just wasn't as deep.) In the good scenes, we get to see Brandy's famous blowjobs twice and then Britt caps off the anal action with a very hot DP. These women make the movie worth watching so even if you throw out the other scenes there is enough good stuff here to make it worth a look. (I think this title was just released on DVD so it's bound to be even better.) Now it's time to break out Cheeks 5 from the box and review it because it was the best of the series.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

The Walrus' Rating:

Starring: This is based loosely on the mainstream film classic My Man Godfrey, and stars Britt Morgan as the ditzy blonde rich society girl who takes home in a scavenger hunt Joey Silvera, a drunken bum living in an alley, and then takes him under her wing as a recovery project. Her sister is Brandy Alexandre, convincing as a snooty bitch. Mike Horner, in a non-sex role is their uncle and the head of the house. Tony Tedeschi is Brandy's live-in boyfriend, and an effte playboy. Jamie Lee, Mercedez, Peter North, and Tom Chapman are their friends and fellow scavenger hunters. Everybody does a fine job in both sex and non-sex scenes.

Excellent. Except for the opening scene in the alley and the first scene, all the action is in the house shared by Britt, Brandy, Mike, and Tony, and the sets are just fine. The lighting, sound, and camera work are very fine. The editing was extra good, and featured no looping or intercutting of scenes. The script and directing were credited jointly to Britt Morgan and Jace Rocker, and were terrific.

The first sex scene between Brandy and Tony takes place in a limo. It is pretty hot, but tony's hilarious dialogue, spoken in a ridiculous Boston Brahmin accent, had me laughing so hard is distracted a bit from the heat. The next two scenes, first with Jamie Lee and Joey, then with Mercedez and Tom Chapman are both pretty hot and end in well-captured anals, but no facials. The best scenes are the last two. First with Britt and Tony, and finally with Britt, Peter, and Joey ending with a DP. She takes facials from all three, and the one from Peter is very messy. Britt is a delight to watch, with a narural joy in sex, and precious platinum-covered pussy.

Britt Morgan shines every second she is on screen. Not only is this woman cure and hot, but she is also a very fine comic actress, almost an X-rated Lucy. I cannot think of a better performance than hers here in any porn-comedy. Also woth pointing out is the choice of positions and camera angles in the sex scenes, which capture the action the way I want to see it.

Joey's acting was on the wooden side, but I guess only John Leslie would have done it just right, and he was on the other side of the camera when they made this. The conclusion to the plot was implausible.

Lots of people make porn comedies but few succeed. This is on a par with the classics from Lime and McCallum, and makes you arouse and laughing at the same time. For Britt's acting, sexing, writing, and directing a 10

Posted By The Walrus, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM