Roger's Rating:

Charlie's Angels is really perfect porn fodder. The old TV show was all jiggle and sizzle and often played like classic porn anyway. In its re-made form, the Angels formula is all about costumes, teasing and a whole lot of sexual tension. That lends itself well to lightly scripted porn and we've seen a few of those done already. Private takes things a step further with this movie. It's a much bigger budget than the others with all of the cool costumes, ridiculous set-ups and sex scenes that we only we could see from Lucy, Drew and Cameron.

The Angles gather for their call from their boss, but Sandy Style is a little busy with two guys. As soon as they hear about the plot to take over the world, the pretty blonde gets right back to fucking and sucking. She is a very pretty girl with a nice little body that takes a solid pounding as the guys enjoy her mouth and her pussy. Like a perfect angel, she is not limited to two holes and allows the guys access to her tight little butt. Sandy bounces hard in RCA, slapping her clit as she gets her pooper stuffed. After taking her in piledriver, the guys glaze her ass and pussy with big loads of cream. Not the adventure can begin.

Mya goes out looking for the bad guy and ends up in a sauna with two henchmen. Rather than shooting them, she gets one look at the raging hard ons they are sporting. (Wait, two guys snapping each other with towels and sporting wood. Ummmmm, hello, anyone?) She gets right down on the ground and starts sucking both cocks. Mya has an unusual looking face, but her body is thin, busty perfection. Anyone who likes this body-type is going to have a lot of fun watching the guys tag team her. There are some great shots of Mya in doggy with her big boobs shaking beneath her on every stroke. They get her into RCA for a few strokes before stuffing her pussy and ass at the same time. When the guys shoot on her face, Mya plays with the load for a while before she turns on them and forces the information from the stunned dudes.

Jennifer and Sandy follow the trail to a lesbian sex club where they get invited home with one of the chief baddies. Before taking off, Sandy heads for the ladies room and ends up being groped by countless hands in the dark passageway. They squeeze her breasts and get her pretty worked up. This is an interesting little sequence that just sort of primes the pump for her next scene.

Sandy and Jennifer are stripped as soon as they get to the chick with the patch's place. She has the two pretty private eyes kneel and start sucking her strap-on dong. When they get it all nice and wet, the girls are bent over so she can fuck them with the long black toy. Sandy responds well to this treatment, taking the toy right up her ass and giving us quite a treat. Jennifer follows her friend and gives us some great ass shots as she rides in cowgirl. Both girls get their asses fucked so hard that they can barely walk, but they get a clue to follow and that's a good thing.

The action hits the slopes, but the real fun happens when the villain with the patch disciplines the henchmen who have failed her. Dressed in black fetish gear, she uses a riding crop to keep them in line at first. Even as she starts sucking on a cock, she has the other guy licking her black boots. This is a very light fem-dom scene, but she definitely takes control and works the guys pretty hard. She slides her nice ass down around one of them and fucks him hard enough to make their flesh slap loudly with every stroke. I like the way this girl sucks cock and she is kind enough to let them choose how they want to fuck her at the end. They choose to double stuff her and get her back just a bit for the whole riding crop thing. Building up, they eventually slam the living shit out of her before shooting cream all over her face and tits.

As Mya takes care of the bad guys here, the other two girls pay a visit to the “Hairdresser” who supposedly has the bomb they are chasing. They get full massages from two guys who are just waiting to give them more than a rub down. In no time at all our horny investigators put their mouths to good use. Angel is quite aggressive as she licks cock, but it is Sandy who really shines here. She is really pretty and likes to push her mouth down as far as it can go. The girls go for the side by side fucking on tables, with Sandy rushing right to anal so she can feel her little ass get stretched by very deep strokes. Jennifer keeps up the high-energy fucking with her guy as well. These two anal angels know how to share. Sandy gets fucked in doggy while sucking the second dick, but Jennifer wants to be double stuffed in her lower orifices. Normally I don't like these scenes, but the intensity is equally high in both girls. They finish off with a big kiss as the guys shoot cream all over their faces. To cap things off, the evil henchmen use knockout gas on our well-fucked angels.

Just when things look bleak for the two girls, Mya shows up to kick some ass. She uses her martial arts skills to defeat the henchmen and then goes up against the big bad guy. He is also easily defeated before she turns back to sex instead of violence. They move quickly to the fucking with the guy laying serious wood to Mya and making her delicious breasts dance on her chest. The quick pace in the early going just leaves more time for some intense anal pounding. She gets bent over and fucked silly by the bad guy and she doesn't seem to mind a bit. After giving us a great ass-fuck, she drains his balls and keeps stroking until he begs her to stop and gives up the location of the bomb.

I think that I was expecting more from this movie on just about every level. The action sequences are OK, but it feels like the best stuff showed up in the trailer and we don't get much beyond what we saw there. The girls are good looking, but Sandy really blows her partners away. I wasn't expecting much from the dialog because we get the bad voice-overs as usual. The on level where this movie works as well if not better than expected is sexually. Virtually all of the scenes are really hot. It isn't often that a Private movie surpasses my expectations sexually, but this one has some great looking scenes with good anal, great oral and enough heat from start to finish to make this one wild ride.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM